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Sardar Love With Nurse

MASK — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:10:53 +0000

One Sardar love with a nurse.
HE writes love letter.
He writes,”I Love you Sister”.

Pappu And Daddy

MASK — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:05:01 +0000

PAPPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did
you get THIS mummy then?

Malik Aur Machar

MASK — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:30:19 +0000

Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.

Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!

Pappu Discovered America

MASK — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:08:23 +0000

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the
map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now,
class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

Let me kiss your lips

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:10:35 +0000

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

If someone calls u crazy

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:30:41 +0000

If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”
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Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.

Main Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:28:21 +0000

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

My # has changed

Umair — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:28:14 +0000

My # has changed.
So please give me a call on my new # is.. 021 15
Agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena
Kamina apne ap ko Police Wala Kehta Hai.. ;->

Can i Have a pictures of yours

Umair — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:10:54 +0000

Can i Have a pictures of yours?
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actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby.
collecting photography of “natural disaster” ;->

The reason why most of the men

Umair — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:00:30 +0000

The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
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Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)