Funny Jokes and Text Messages

Let me kiss your lips

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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

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If someone calls u crazy

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If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”
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Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai. :P

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Main Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun

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1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

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My # has changed

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My # has changed.
So please give me a call on my new # is.. 021 15
Agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena
Kamina apne ap ko Police Wala Kehta Hai.. ;->

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Can i Have a pictures of yours

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Can i Have a pictures of yours?
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actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby.
collecting photography of “natural disaster” ;->

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The reason why most of the men

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The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
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Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)

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Types of Girls

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Types of Girls (Computer Humor)
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can”t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as “wife”" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something,
If don”t try you uninstall her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her

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What is Business

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What is Business..?
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes to Bill Gates…
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes to the president of the World Bank..
Dad: appoint my son as CEO of your Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS!

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My Principle of life

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MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT…





Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->

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In cricket match 1 girl

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In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “

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