SMS4Share.Com - Latest SMS Messages Collection http://www.sms4share.com Funny SMS / Love SMS / Good Night SMS / Birthday SMS / Free SMS Messages Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:55:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 When You Wake Up http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/when-you-wake-up.html http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/when-you-wake-up.html#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:55:59 +0000 MASK http://www.sms4share.com/?p=1948 In your life, when you wake up
& don’t see any one, then
come to me, i’ll be there to
hold ur hand & take you to
the EYE SPECIALIST.

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lick you…
wanna move my tongue
all over you…
wanna feel you in my mouth…
yep, that’s how you…
eat an ice cream.

]]> http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/i-want-to-suck-you-2.html/feed/ 0 You Save This Message http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/you-save-this-message.html http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/you-save-this-message.html#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 09:52:49 +0000 MASK http://www.sms4share.com/?p=1995 If you save this message,
it means I’m cute.
If u edit this,
I’m still cute.
If u forward this,
you are spreading that
i am cute & if you erase
this, you are jealous of me
because i am cute!

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alone & can not see
anyone around you,
the world seems to be
fading away,come along
with me I’ll talk you to
an eye specialist.

]]> http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/when-you-feel-lonely.html/feed/ 0 Known Each Other http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/known-each-other.html http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/known-each-other.html#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:07:47 +0000 MASK http://www.sms4share.com/?p=1934 We’ve known each other for
quite a while now, do you think
we can be more than friends?
Because i like you very much.
Will you be my partner to
rob a bank.

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B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

Are you smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

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If nothing seems right,
If you find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to
INCREASE your tensions.

]]> http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/if-you-are-in-tension.html/feed/ 0 Hey Get Ready http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/hey-get-ready.html http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/hey-get-ready.html#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:25:00 +0000 MASK http://www.sms4share.com/?p=1989 Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
.
.
.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
.
.
.
Stupid, 1st april is April fool,
and you r the 1st person
whom I fooled.

]]> http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/hey-get-ready.html/feed/ 0 Since I Have Met You http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/since-i-have-met-you.html http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/since-i-have-met-you.html#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:22:26 +0000 MASK http://www.sms4share.com/?p=1985 The time since I have met you,
i have realized that a friend like
you is worth million dollars…
So, if u dont mind……
.
.
.
.
Can I sell you.

]]> http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/since-i-have-met-you.html/feed/ 0 To Be With Me http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/to-be-with-me.html http://www.sms4share.com/april-fools-jokes-sms/to-be-with-me.html#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:21:25 +0000 MASK http://www.sms4share.com/?p=1983 I want you to be with me
in a nice restaurant to have
CandleLight Dinner & say these
three sweet words to you.
.
.
.
Pay The Bill.

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