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A junior needs a name

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:26:22 +0000

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure,
9 months of pain,
1 day in hospital and,
A junior needs a name..

The things that satisfies your mind

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:25:42 +0000

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
Do you know what it is??
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It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Short thing gets longer

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:24:27 +0000

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. Car’s seat belt… u dirty mind

Can we do romance

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:23:23 +0000

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

Even the driver say’s so

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:22:36 +0000

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed “Martha ur are sweeter than my wife”

The maid smiled and said
‘”I know, coz the driver always tells me so”

What’s an average 6 inch long

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:17:06 +0000

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Let me kiss your lips

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:10:35 +0000

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

It’s too tight

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:09:40 +0000

Girl: It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry, I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy: Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Can kids of our age have kids?

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:07:49 +0000

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:06:56 +0000

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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