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Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you

If?
1=5,
2=25,
3=125,
4=625,then 5=?
Think befor scrolling down!
Answer is 1,
Remember 1st line 1=5!
Moral: Dont complicate simple things in LiFe

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous,
Attractive,
Terrific,
Cute,
Fabulous…. I Stare,
I smile,
And,
When I get tired…..
I put down the mirror !

When You give your heart
When time comes for you to give your heart to someone,
Make sure you select someone who will never break your heart,
Because broken hearts has never spare parts

The Test Of Friendship
Doesn’t Comes When you are together.
It Comes When you Part Ways & you,
Realize That Despite The Distance,
The Friendship Is Still There…

People like you are found only once in a lifetime.
So you better take care of yourself,
Because I don’t want to waste another lifetime
to find a such a SWEET Friend

Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts you
Smile because SOMEONE still,
Loves to seen you Smiling:)

There are three Chambers in My Heart,
One for God
One for my Mum
One for my Dad
What about you?
Sorry No place for you in my Heart..
Because Friends like you are my HEART BEAT

Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile

NOBODY wants you
NOBODY Loves you
NOBODY misses you
NOBODY needs you
NOBODY cares about you
NOBODY makes you happy,
Don’t Cry,
My Name is NOBODY Read it Now!