70 year old man asked his wife.
Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?
Wife: No not at all,
Even dogs chase cars but they can’t drive it.
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70 year old man asked his wife.
Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?
Wife: No not at all,
Even dogs chase cars but they can’t drive it.
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How Indian Professors speak English:
1. don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2. both of you three get out of the class!
3. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
4. All of you stand in a straight circle!
5. Be quiet..The Principal just passed away
6. why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?
7.I have 3 daughters and all of them are girls
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It’s to hard to lose someone who is ….
100% loving
98% friendly
95% cute
93% sweet
90% talented only,
That’s me.
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I am a killer,
I kill people for money,
But you are my friend,
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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I
Looked
For
You
Up
Down
Left
Right
Here
There
Everywhere
Just
To
spray
MORTEIN…. ;->
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Doctor: You are in good health. You’ ll live to be eighty.
Patient: But,
Doctor,
I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See,
What did I tell you!!!
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat.
keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!
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Boss & Secretary went to a hotel.
On the bed Boss asked,
Do you want me to treat you as a secretary or as a wife?”
She said, “as a wife”
Boss: “OK then, Good night;-)
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching T.v,
Suddenly there’s a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence…
Daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: Its Mummy!
Father: how do you Know?
Daughter: she didn’t say anything . . . . ;->
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I am not scared of
Proposing a girl,
But I am scared about:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
What would happen If She
agrees!
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