(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)
Loading ...I wish…you were herein my room,
On my bed with the lights off
We go under the blanket &….i will show you my………
New watch it glows and the dark!
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You were herein my room
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5) Loading ...Kabhi kisi ladki say
(6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5) Loading ...Kabhi kisi ladki say book nahi mangni chahiye verna maar per sakti hai,
It means
B-babby
O-only
O-one
K-kiss
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Question
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...What words starts with ‘S’ and ends with ‘X’.
It has a lot of ups and down movements
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I know what you are thinking perfect.
It’s SENSEX…
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Five benefit of kiss
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5) Loading ...Five benefit of kiss
1.Changes taste
2.Burn calories
3.Lips never got dried
4.Makes face muscles strong
5.RELIEVES STRESS
So keep kissing
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Commerce professor asks the student
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Commerce professor asks the student:
What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
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Great mind
(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...GALILO:
Great mind
EINSTEIN:
Genious mind
NEWTON:
Extraordinary mind
BILL GATES:
Brilliant mind
Me:
Master mind
You:
Oh!
Never mind
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Heaven is when you have German car
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Heaven is when you have German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Indian wife
Hell is when car is Chinese,
Food is German,
Wife is American and salary Indian
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A student was asked to write a signboard
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...A student was asked to write a signboard.
For the traffic rules near the college campus
He wrote:
Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the Students,
Wait for the Teachers” ;->
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1 day I read Smoking is Bad
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...1 day I read Smoking is Bad,
I Stop Smoking!
1 day I read Drinking is Bad,
I Stop Drinking!
1 day I read Kissing is Bad,
I Stopped Reading.
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Next generation child will sing in school
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...Next generation child will sing in school
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I just went to royal bar,
Whiskey rates are up so high,
So i drink a beer with chicken fry.
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