(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Loading ...I love three things
1) Pepsi
2) Pizza
3) You
Pepsi to drink
Pizza to eat
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Table kon saaf kre ga?????????
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I love three things
(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...A husband said to his wife
(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied,
Yes dear,
I know but I was in love and didn’t notice.
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When things go wrong
(9 votes, average: 2.78 out of 5) Loading ...When things go wrong,
When sadness fill your heart,
When tears flow from your eyes,
just let me know,
Because i want be there for you.
I am selling TISSUE.
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE
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A man went to a painting exhibition
(10 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5) Loading ...A man went to a painting exhibition and asked from artist that wow!
Painting of this monkey look like real
Artist: i am sorry sir!
You are standing in front of mirror
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EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS
(11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5) Loading ...EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:
1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explanation is needed.
4. Result is always Fail
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Lady drinking coke
(11 votes, average: 2.55 out of 5) Loading ...Lady drinking coke,
Machhar falls in.
Lady takes it out,
Machhar says “MAA”!
Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”?
Machhar says,
Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!
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What do I do when I see someone
(17 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5) Loading ...What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous,
Attractive,
Terrific,
Cute,
Fabulous…. I Stare,
I smile,
And,
When I get tired…..
I put down the mirror !
Posted under Cool/Decent SMS, Funny SMS
I want you to be with me
(10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5) Loading ...I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant,
To have Candle Light Dinner,
And say those three sweet words to you….
Pay The Bill.
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What happened to your mobile
(11 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5) Loading ...What happened to your mobile?
I was trying to call you,
But i got this sms..
Welcome to the jungle network,
The monkey you are tring to call is on tree please try later.
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I am marrying next week
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Hi! i am marrying next week.
There will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…
so i am inviting you…
Don’t bring any gift with you…
Just bring someone to marry me
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