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My love you take my breath away

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My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

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I see your face when I am dreaming

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I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming

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If you delete this sms

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If you delete this sms.
You love me,
If you keep it,
You want me,
If you ignore it,
You adore me,
If you send it back,
You can’t live without me Now what will u do? Tell me !!

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Pathan committing suicide

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Pathan committing suicide,
someone asked the reason.
He said:
My wife runaway with my friend.
I can’t live without my friend.

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Specially when

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This time…
I am sure &
I am going to say it…
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOGURT
Specially when i am hungry
Ha ha

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If i need brain transplantation

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If i need brain transplantation.
I’ll prefer your brain,
Don’t think you are genius.
I just want a brain which is never used before..

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A mobile is like a woman

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A mobile is like a woman
Talks non-stop,
costs a fortune,
Disturbs when you are busy and when you need it.
Urgently-there is no service

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Apne chare se ruswaie

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Apne chare se ruswaie ka “ERROR” to hatao,
Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka “PASSWORD” to batao,
Akser raat ko ap mere sapne mein aateen hain,
Mere pyar ko “MOUSE” banake englio pe nachate hain,
Or tere pyar ka “E-MAIL” mere dil ko labhata hai,
Beach mein tera baap “VIRUS” banke aa jaata hai.

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If i disturb you

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If i disturb you
I am sorry!
But i need
To say
I..
I love.
Disturbing you

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Which boy has the permission

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Q: Which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room?
Ans: life boy.

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