I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming

If you delete this sms.
You love me,
If you keep it,
You want me,
If you ignore it,
You adore me,
If you send it back,
You can’t live without me Now what will u do? Tell me !!

Pathan committing suicide,
someone asked the reason.
He said:
My wife runaway with my friend.
I can’t live without my friend.

This time…
I am sure &
I am going to say it…
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOGURT
Specially when i am hungry
Ha ha

If i need brain transplantation.
I’ll prefer your brain,
Don’t think you are genius.
I just want a brain which is never used before..

A mobile is like a woman
Talks non-stop,
costs a fortune,
Disturbs when you are busy and when you need it.
Urgently-there is no service

Apne chare se ruswaie ka “ERROR” to hatao,
Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka “PASSWORD” to batao,
Akser raat ko ap mere sapne mein aateen hain,
Mere pyar ko “MOUSE” banake englio pe nachate hain,
Or tere pyar ka “E-MAIL” mere dil ko labhata hai,
Beach mein tera baap “VIRUS” banke aa jaata hai.

If i disturb you
I am sorry!
But i need
To say
I..
I love.
Disturbing you

Q: Which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room?
Ans: life boy.

I love three things
1) Pepsi
2) Pizza
3) You
Pepsi to drink
Pizza to eat
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Table kon saaf kre ga?????????