If?
1=5,
2=25,
3=125,
4=625,then 5=?
Think befor scrolling down!
Answer is 1,
Remember 1st line 1=5!
Moral: Dont complicate simple things in LiFe

Pakistan means
P= Pistol
A= Atom bomb
K= KUhd kash hamla
I= Ilm ki kami
S= Sarko pe pani
T= Trafic jam
A= Awam’s sleeping
N= No response

Hothon se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyun na ho…
Khayi bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi hai:)

Lecturer: “Children in the dark make mistakes..!
convert this sentence to its opposite form…
Student: “Mistakes in the dark make children..!” ….. ;->

A recent survey showed why men like blow jobs….
10% like the feeling….
12% like the dominance….
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.
&
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78% like the 8 minutes silence…….. ;->

Ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya,
Ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola-
Sun baap un logo ne 3 ghante tak apni puchhtaachh ki
Apun bhi terich aulaad hai ,
Saala mooh kholaich nahi….

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says “YOU are the BEST LOVER among all your Friends
JOLLY UNCLE

CAT: how old are you?
ELEPHANT: 5 years
CAT: but you look big?
ELEPHANT: I am a com plan boy
CAT: I am 30 years old.
ELEPHANT: 30? You LOOK SO
SMALL
CAT: I am a “santoor girl”
keep smiling…….!!

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe
“go to hell”

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way