Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth,
But in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

Friendship is not about finding similarities,
It is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend because you are like me,
But because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

My # has changed.
So please give me a call on my new # is.. 021 15
Agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena
Kamina apne ap ko Police Wala Kehta Hai.. ;->

You think of me & i think of you.
When we both think of each other,
Do you know what it means?
It means we both..
Have no other work to do!
Dono velay

Top 3 universities rule:
1: Be quite in the class because others are sleeping
2: Don’t forget to carry
3: Books it works as pillow
4: keep the campus clean so be absent

A man notice that his credit card had been stolen but he didn’t report it..!
Why..??
The thief was spending less than his wife…. ;->

Lady: Is this my train..?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the railway company..
Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask if I can take this train to Karachi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy… ;->

Can i Have a pictures of yours?
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actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby.
collecting photography of “natural disaster” ;->

Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.

The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
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Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)