(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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Proposing a girl,
But I am scared about:
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What would happen If She
agrees!
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I am not scared
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...The devils challenged
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...The devils challenged the angels To a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers,
Said the angels..
Devils : no problem we have got all the umpires! ;->
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Do you know the full form of COLLEGE
(10 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Do you know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college
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Consequences in America
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...Consequences in America…
A girl rushed over to her husband..
Darling,
My children and your children are beating our children..!!’ 
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Every man needs a
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...Every man needs a,
Beautiful wife,
Intelligent wife,
Loving wife,
Adjusting wife,
Ana cooperative wife,
But it’s sad that law allows only one wife….
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Amazing News
(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...Amazing News . . .
The Japanese Have produced a camera . . .
That has such a fast shutter speed,
It can take a picture Of a Woman With Her mouth shut . . . ;->
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Never kiss a police woman
(7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...Never kiss a police woman.
she ‘ll say stop and hands up.
Never kiss a nurse she ‘ll say next please.
Always kiss a teacher.
She ‘ll repeat it 10 times.
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I am giving you job as a driver
(10 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5) Loading ...Boss: I am giving you job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it ok?
Sardar: you are great sir!
Starting salary is o.k. but??
How much is DRIVING salary….? ;->
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If you are going through HELL then
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5) Loading ...If you are going through HELL then ???
Then ??
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Then ??
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Then ??
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Keep going . . . . ;->
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Guzre howay lamho ko yaad karna acha lagta hai
(21 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ...Guzre howay lamho ko yaad karna acha lagta hai.
Us ko apni har saans ke sath yaad karna acha lagta hai.
Us ka zikar karna us se batein karna us ke naam ke saath apna naam acha lagta hai.
Hakikat mein na khialon mai sahi,
us ki kurbat mai waqt guzarna acha lagta hai.
Yeh fasle yeh durian mit jain ge,
Woh meri ban jae gee yeh soch kar kitna acha lagta hai.
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