(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)
Loading ...When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it’s sexual
Harassment.
When a woman talks
dirty to a man,
it’s $$$ per minute.
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It’s Sexual Harassment
(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5) Loading ...Ek Programme Main
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Nargis se ek program main
kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se
pehle kya kaam karti hain??
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Nargis:
Apnay ghar jati hoon..!
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Pyar Kya Hota Hai ?
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya
Hota Hai?
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Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho
kar Achi Bachi Banogi to
Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
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Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
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Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.
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Jeans Pehn Loon?
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...1960″s girl
Ami ma jeans pehn lon?
Ami
Nahi beshrm log kia kahen gey
2010″s girls
Can i wear jeans?
Mom
Pehn le meri bachi ALLAH ka
wasta kuch to pehn le..
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Aaj Kal Harpal
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay,
har vaqt, maheno, salo saal
se ek DIL tumhare liye
dhadakta tha aur dhadakta
rahega aur wo DIL
hai your’s own DEAR.
Posted under Hindi April Fool Jokes
Aisa Dostana Hamara
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...Aisa hai dostana hamara,
main khisti tu kinara ,
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main matar tu paneer ,
main barish tu badal ,
main rajma tu chawal,
main hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool.
Posted under Hindi April Fool Jokes
Hari Mirchi Hai
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Honton se jo cho liya,
Ehsaas Ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hain,
Aur sanson main Aag
ab tak hai
Aur kyon na ho…
Khai Bhi to “HARI Mirchi” hai 
Posted under Hindi April Fool Jokes
Kisses Ka Sentence Main Istamal
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher: ‘kisses’ ko sentence
mainn is tarah istamal karo
k word b na ae aur meaning ajae?
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Student: Aj subha subha begam
se bohat moun mari hoi…
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My 20 Year Wife
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...80 yr Man:My 20yr Wife is
Pregnant.Any advice?
Dr said pehle 1 story suno
1 Shikari ko shikar pe jane
ki jaldi thi,wo Gun ki jaga
ghalti se Chatri le gya,
usne jungle mai 1 Sher dekha,
jaldi se Chatri ka handle
khencha aor fire kia,
sher gira aur mar gaya
Old man:Namumkin Kisi aor
ne fire kia hoga.
Dr:EXACTLY
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Mureedni To Peer
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.
mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to
nahin karain gay?
Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona
shuru hogya hy..
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