(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
Loading ...PRINCIPAL:
Agar koi larrka girlz section
gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine
hoga or 2nd time 200 and
3rd time 500 hoga.
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STUDENT:Sir Monthly pakage
kya hai……
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Agar Koi Larka Girls Section
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...Tera Bhai Ka Nam
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Jangle men shair ki bivi
k sath kisi ne rape kia..
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Shair ne sab jungle walo
ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..
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Sab se peechy 1 chooha
b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum
kidr ja rhy ho?
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Choohay ne moncho pa
hath pher kr kaha..
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Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai..
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Problem And Challenge
(24 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5) Loading ...TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????
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STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…
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Gaps Between Fingers
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Do U know Y There is gaps
between fingers?
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No?
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Because!
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Someone will come in your life,
will Hold your hand
& slowly say
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“Le pakar GOLD LEAF ka Sutta laga…!”
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Load Shedding Ki Musibat
(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...Load shedding ki musibat.
Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya.
darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haaye main marr jaawan,
phir andar kon hai?
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Sufi Pe Atmad
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...MAHA ko dieting ka shoq hua,
mom Le i sufi,sufi pe atmad jo
tha,suba hui to na sufi tha
na maha..
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3 sal bad maha mili,
7 habib or sultan b thy.
or kro sufi pe atmad…
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What Are Nitrates?
(12 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5) Loading ...In chemistry class
teacher asked a girl: what are
Nitrates?
Girl answered shyly: night rates,
they are costlier than day.
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God Bless Your Naughty Mind
(9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5) Loading ...It’s the thing that satisfies
your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind.
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Class One ki New Bachi
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Class one me aik new bachi
admit hui to sb bachon ne
usay phuphi phuphi kehna
shru krdia..
Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne is ko
phuphi kaha wo kharay hojaye..
sb bache kharay hogay siwaay
chotay bachay k..
Madam: kia tm ne is ko phuphi
nahi kaha?
Bacha:nahi, q k me sb bacho
ka phupha hoon.
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What Do You Call A Wife Who Is Sexy
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!
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