(15 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)
Loading ...Come here, take off your pants
and knickers, get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied.
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loving yours…..toilet!
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Come Here, Take Off Yours Pants…
(15 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5) Loading ...Law Of Reverse Dynamics
(15 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5) Loading ...Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
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When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
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Wives Are Incoming Calls
(12 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...Wives are incoming calls,
Lovers are outgoing calls,
Aunties are Toll-free calls,
Call girls are Roaming calls,
Neighbor girls are Missed Calls.
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He Took Me From A Bar
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry: I’m a
bottle of wine!
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But Stupid Jill Forgot The Pill
(10 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5) Loading ...Jack & Jill went up the
hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the
pill and now they have
a son….
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Tamam Bewaqufon
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho
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In Hasino Se Rasme Wafa
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai
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Chabi Wala Teeka
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...Aurat Doctor se: Mujhe chabi
wala teeka laga dain
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Doctor: Ap k kitnay bachay hain
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Aurat: MASHALLAH mere 11
bachay hain.
Doctor: Phir to Taala he lagwa lain..
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Aadmi Aur Aurat
(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...Q: What is Differance between
Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut
sari Ummeed karti hai.
Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato
se ek he Ummeed karta hai..
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Positive Thinking Poem
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Little bird in the sky,
Dropping potty in the eye,
u don’t worry,
u don’t cry,
u just thank god,
That Cow’s don’t fly.
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