(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
Loading ...A study has proved that all fools
use their THUMB while reading
a SMS….
Now its too late don’t try to
change your finger!
Catch another fool!
Posted under April Fools SMS
Author Archive
Catch Another Fool
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...HeArT AtTaCk
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5) Loading ...Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
For Me in your Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Your’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
Posted under April Fools SMS
Warning
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off
it WON’T WORK AGAIN !
Posted under April Fools SMS
Faraz And Phool
(9 votes, average: 2.89 out of 5) Loading ...Us nay kaha chalo
Bagh mein tortey
hein Phool..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Lay gai raigistan mein
aur boli April Fool.
Posted under Faraz Funny SMS
Manzil Ki Taraf
(12 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5) Loading ...Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane
do aur jo aage hain unse aage
niklo. Tabhi ek achhe
TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
Posted under Hindi April Fool Jokes
Jab Mai Mar Jaun
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to
samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun???
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
Posted under Hindi Adult SMS
Aik Aurat Doosri Se
(12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...Aik AurAt doosri se:
JAb TumhAri TAlAAq hoi tou
TumhArA 1 BAchA thA,
Ab 3 hAin…! KAisey ?
Doosri shArmA k:
Woh kAbhi kAbhAr MAAfi
mAAngney AA jAtey hAin…!
Posted under Hindi Adult SMS
Never Kiss A Lady
(53 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5) Loading ...Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
.
.
.
Always KISS a SChool teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
A Cute Nurse Came…
(25 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5) Loading ...A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000.
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
It’s Too Tight…
(28 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5) Loading ...Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry;
I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes