(7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
Loading ...We’ve known each other for
quite a while now, do you think
we can be more than friends?
Because i like you very much.
Will you be my partner to
rob a bank.
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Known Each Other
(7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5) Loading ...B.I.T.C.H
(14 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...You are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
Are you smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
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If You Are In Tension
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5) Loading ...If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If you find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to
INCREASE your tensions.
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Hey Get Ready
(11 votes, average: 3.36 out of 5) Loading ...Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
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Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
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Stupid, 1st april is April fool,
and you r the 1st person
whom I fooled.
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Since I Have Met You
(13 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...The time since I have met you,
i have realized that a friend like
you is worth million dollars…
So, if u dont mind……
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Can I sell you.
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To Be With Me
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...I want you to be with me
in a nice restaurant to have
CandleLight Dinner & say these
three sweet words to you.
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Pay The Bill.
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Your Lover’s Photo
(7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5) Loading ...Always keep your LOVER’S photo
in your purse.when ever you are
in big trouble see the photo.you
will feel that No other problem
bigger than this…
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Life Is In Darkness
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5) Loading ...When Your life is in darkness
pray to God ask him to free you
from darkness &
after if you pray & you are still
in darkness
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Please pay your
ELECTRICITY BILL.
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For All Cute Girls
(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...You will be a ROSE for all TREES
You will be a SMILE
for all FACES
You will be WATER FALLS
for all HILLS
&
You will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
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Feeling Bored
(8 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ...Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your…
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book from your bag and study..
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