(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
Loading ...HAr KhuShi sE KhobSurAt TEri ShAM kAr doon,
ApNa BALAnCE or SiM TErE nAm kr don,
Mil jAyE AgAr 1bAr Tu MujhE,
ChuMiyAN Le Le k tera mou laal kerdun..
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Mil Jaye Agar Tu
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar’s Wife In Romantic Mood
(53 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar ki wife romantic mood
main pooray bed pr bazu phaila
kr lait k boli…
“kuch samjhe”?
Sardar: Haan, kameeni.
Tu purey bed pr akeli
sona chahti ha….
Posted under Funny SMS
Most Confusing Day
(13 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5) Loading ...What is the most Confusing
Day for Americans?
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?
Answer:
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Father’s Day.
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Indian PM To Zardari
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Indian PM to Zardari:
Mre pas Bipasha hy, Katrina hy,
Aishwarya hy, tmhare pas kia hy?
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Zardari: Mere pas Gulishtan-e-Jouhar
mai Flat hy, sabko le aao!
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Raat Kay 3 Bajay
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...Raat 3 Bajay Unknown number
se phone aya,
Hello! yahan SHAGUFTA MEHFOOZ
rehti hain?
AWAZ AAI..
SALAY Raat K 3 Bajay SHAGUFTA
Mere pas Hoti to Kiya MEHFOOZ rehti?
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Taste Acha Hona Chaye
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...“Imran Hashmi”
,
“On Cosmetic Shop”
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“Aik Lipstick Daina”
,
“Shop Keeper”
,
“Kon Sa Colour”
,
“Imran Hashmi”
,
Yaar Colour ko Choro”
,
Taste Acha
Hona Chahiye”
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Director To Heroein
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...Director to heroein:
Tmhe 4 Gundy pakren gy
phr hero bachany aye ga.
Heroein:hero kon?
Director:imran hashmi!
Heroine:To usse mjhe kon
tera baap bchaye ga?
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Mobile Putha Kr K Wekho
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...Osama sent a code msg to Bush.
370H SSV 0773H
BUSH, FBI,CIA can’t decipher it &they ask pakistan’s ISI 4 help.
ISI:
Mobile putha kr k wekho.
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Kissing At The Top
(8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5) Loading ...KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. don’t think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
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