(84 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
Loading ...Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday 
Posted under Funny Jokes, Funny SMS
(47 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5) Loading ...Girl: It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry, I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy: Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes, Funny SMS
(45 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5) Loading ...Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes, Funny SMS
(22 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5) Loading ...A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Posted under Funny SMS
(46 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5) Loading ...NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Posted under Sardar SMS Jokes
(40 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, can’t do work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Posted under Sardar SMS Jokes
(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5) Loading ...He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
(18 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho geya…
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
(17 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5) Loading ...2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
(22 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5) Loading ...Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
… nice drink…PEPSI
Posted under Funny SMS