(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
Loading ...Love Is A Driver …
Bitter And Fierce
If You Fight And
Resist Him,
Easy-going,
Once You
Acknowledge His
Power … 
Posted under Valentine's Day SMS
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Love Is A Driver
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ...Open ur tinky minky eyes
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Open ur tinky minky eyes,
stand up and stretch ur crunchy punchy bonz
and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh
and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY
Good Morning
Posted under Good Morning SMS
A night hug warms the heart
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...A night hug warms the heart,
A night kiss brightens the day,
and
A good morning to start your day!
Posted under Good Morning SMS
Heart beats 72 times a Min
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...Heart beats 72 times a min,
Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u..
Good Morning & Have a good day.
Posted under Good Morning SMS
A junior needs a name
(71 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5) Loading ...Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure,
9 months of pain,
1 day in hospital and,
A junior needs a name..
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
The things that satisfies your mind
(68 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5) Loading ...It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
Do you know what it is??
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It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes, Funny SMS
Short thing gets longer
(39 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5) Loading ...A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. Car’s seat belt… u dirty mind 
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
Can we do romance
(24 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5) Loading ...Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
Even the driver say’s so
(11 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5) Loading ...A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed “Martha ur are sweeter than my wife”
The maid smiled and said
‘”I know, coz the driver always tells me so”
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
What’s an average 6 inch long
(52 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes, Funny SMS