ASCII SMS and Text Messages

I kill people for Money

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(“”"”"”"”"”"”)9mm
/”"‘/&/”"”"”‘
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
“”" FOR MONEY,
(>”<)
( ‘o’ ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(“)_(“) FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

Posted under ASCII SMS, Friendship SMS

My text make you smile

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()”. .”()whatever ( o, ) mood ur
(,,) (,,) in now

I wish sum how…

()”. _”() my text
( o , ) makes u
(,,) (,,) Smile!

Posted under ASCII SMS, Cool/Decent SMS

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Good Night SMS

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________ You’ve
!’–.____.–’! got
!_______i MAIL.
Open it, please…
§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§
§ —GOOD— §
§ N I G H T §
§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§

Posted under ASCII SMS, Good Night SMS

Love you SMS

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L
O
V
E
Y
O
U

.-..-. /),/) .-..-.
“-.-” ( ‘;’ ) “-.-”
.-..-. c(..c) .-..-.
“-.-” 00 “-.-”

Posted under ASCII SMS, Love SMS

You r such a Horny Devil

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<<
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,”) misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,”)> WHY?
<( )’
,,J L,,
Coz you are such a HORNY DEVIL!

Posted under ASCII SMS, Adult SMS Jokes

Cute Bunny

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Cute Bunny:
()…()
( ‘ – ‘ )
(“)(“)

()…() ‘Look at
( ‘ – ‘ ) my…
(“)(“)

()…()
( ‘ – ‘ ) …cunt’
(“)v(“)

Posted under ASCII SMS, Adult SMS Jokes

I miss you

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, -. .- .
‘. I .’
” . ”

, -. .- , -. .- .
‘. I ‘. Miss.’
” . ” ” . ”

, -. .- , -. .- .-. .-.
‘. I ‘.Miss.’You.’
” . ” ” . ” ” .

Posted under ASCII SMS

Did U FART

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,.,.,
c ‘c’ c
>’ <
COR BLIMEY!
,.,.,
.'c' .
>‘ <
DID U FART?
,..,
c" .)
>‘ <
WHAT A SMELL!
,.,,
” .)
‘ <
I’M OUTTA HERE
,,,
.)
C YA. . !

Posted under ASCII SMS

U and ME forever

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o,, o /),/)
( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)
U’n ME forever..
and of ever and more ever!

Posted under ASCII SMS, Friendship SMS

Bird of Friendship

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´´´´´((,**)*/**/¨¨¨”¨*
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*/*¨¨¨¨,…)!))!)…..,(
“,¨¨¨¨_)–“–“——/_.

I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

Posted under ASCII SMS, Friendship SMS

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