April Fools SMS and Text Messages

If Ever In Your Life

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If ever in your life you are
very sad and feel that you
ave lost everything, I’ll come,
hold ur hand, take you for
walk on a bridge and show
you where to jump from.

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There Will Be One Heart

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Today, tommorow and forever
there will be one heart that
would always beat for you.
.
.
.
.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

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I Miss You

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I Miss you a Lot Dear….

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

” Don’t get excited.
She sent It to me.”

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Severe Head Pain

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Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured
If I send a SMS TO some
lunatic person…
.
.
.
” Tell me,Whom do I know
other than you.?”

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I Love You

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I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you…

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Because MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.

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If You Don’t Mind

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If u don’t mind

If u don’t feel bad

If don’t hesitate

Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon……

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When Things Go Wrong

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When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

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Sweet Us Your Smile

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So Sweet is your SMILE???
so Sweet is your STYLE???
so Sweet is your VOICE???
so Sweet is your EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.

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You Are Attractive

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A – you are Attractive
B – you are the Best
C – you are Cute
D – you are Dear to Me
E – you are Excellent
F – you are Funny
G – you are Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

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Who Is Charming

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You are the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading
these RUMOURS.

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