(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
Loading ...He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
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(18 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho geya…
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(17 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5) Loading ...2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
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(14 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...3 FEELINGS
what is the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
Panic is when both r pregnant ..
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(13 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5) Loading ...Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
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(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5) Loading ...Last night i went 2 bed without u..
cold, naked, thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “last night”
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(13 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5) Loading ...Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied!!
Yours Loving,
Toilet!
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(20 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5) Loading ...Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you will always be SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
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(13 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5) Loading ...In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that lucky boy?
Stupid It’s Lifebuoy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty. 
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(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth …
Yep,
That’s how I eat an ice cream!
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