(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
Loading ...Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
two hours later sardar sms to boss:
Me ok, your wife is very sweet.
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Adult SMS Jokes and Text Messages
Sweet Kiss
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5) Loading ...Perfume shop
(11 votes, average: 2.55 out of 5) Loading ...One day two blondes walk into
a perfume shop.The one blonde
picks up a bottle of perfume that
is titled “Viens Chez Moi.”
The blond asks the manager what
it means, and the manager says
it means, “Come to Me.”
So the blond smells the perfume
and asks her friend,
“Does this smell like come to you?
Because it doesn’t smell like come to me.”
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A junior needs a name
(71 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5) Loading ...Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure,
9 months of pain,
1 day in hospital and,
A junior needs a name..
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The things that satisfies your mind
(68 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5) Loading ...It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
Do you know what it is??
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It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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Short thing gets longer
(39 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5) Loading ...A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. Car’s seat belt… u dirty mind 
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Can we do romance
(24 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5) Loading ...Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
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Even the driver say’s so
(11 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5) Loading ...A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed “Martha ur are sweeter than my wife”
The maid smiled and said
‘”I know, coz the driver always tells me so”
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What’s an average 6 inch long
(52 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
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It’s too tight
(47 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5) Loading ...Girl: It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry, I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy: Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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Can kids of our age have kids?
(45 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5) Loading ...Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
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