(9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)
Loading ...It’s the thing that satisfies
your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind.
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God Bless Your Naughty Mind
(9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5) Loading ...What Do You Call A Wife Who Is Sexy
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!
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It’s Sexual Harassment
(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5) Loading ...When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it’s sexual
Harassment.
When a woman talks
dirty to a man,
it’s $$$ per minute.
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Most Confusing Day
(13 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5) Loading ...What is the most Confusing
Day for Americans?
?
?
?
Answer:
.
.
Father’s Day.
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Kissing At The Top
(8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5) Loading ...KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. don’t think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
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Hold It Gently
(11 votes, average: 3.18 out of 5) Loading ...Hold It Gently
Put two Fingers
If they don’t
Fit
Force them In
If the Hole‘s Big enough
Put three
Move Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fill It?
that’s How You Wash A Glass…
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What’s An Average
(12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive.
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Now Don’t Ask Me
(14 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5) Loading ...There are 4 ways to enjoy love
1. Hand in Hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.
Now don’t ask me what is that..
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A Girl Called Me
(14 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...A girl called me one day
and said there is no one
at the home,come over quickly.
I went her home and found
that there is no one at the home..
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All Love You
(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Birds love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hippos love you,
Snakes love you,
Tortoise love you,
Giraffe loves you…..
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you!
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