(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
Loading ...Apne chare se ruswaie ka “ERROR” to hatao,
Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka “PASSWORD” to batao,
Akser raat ko ap mere sapne mein aateen hain,
Mere pyar ko “MOUSE” banake englio pe nachate hain,
Or tere pyar ka “E-MAIL” mere dil ko labhata hai,
Beach mein tera baap “VIRUS” banke aa jaata hai.
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(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...If i disturb you
I am sorry!
But i need
To say
I..
I love.
Disturbing you
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...Q: Which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room?
Ans: life boy.
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(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5) Loading ...I love three things
1) Pepsi
2) Pizza
3) You
Pepsi to drink
Pizza to eat
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Table kon saaf kre ga?????????
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(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5) Loading ...After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied,
Yes dear,
I know but I was in love and didn’t notice.
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(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...When things go wrong,
When sadness fill your heart,
When tears flow from your eyes,
just let me know,
Because i want be there for you.
I am selling TISSUE.
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE
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(10 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5) Loading ...A man went to a painting exhibition and asked from artist that wow!
Painting of this monkey look like real
Artist: i am sorry sir!
You are standing in front of mirror
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(8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5) Loading ...EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:
1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explanation is needed.
4. Result is always Fail
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(7 votes, average: 2.29 out of 5) Loading ...Lady drinking coke,
Machhar falls in.
Lady takes it out,
Machhar says “MAA”!
Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”?
Machhar says,
Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!
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(14 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5) Loading ...What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous,
Attractive,
Terrific,
Cute,
Fabulous…. I Stare,
I smile,
And,
When I get tired…..
I put down the mirror !
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