(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading ...You are the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
And I am the One who is spreading these RUMORS
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Archive for June, 2008
You are the one who is CHARMING
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Evolution of MAN
(8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.
Posted under Funny SMS
Question
(13 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5) Loading ...If?
1=5,
2=25,
3=125,
4=625,then 5=?
Think befor scrolling down!
Answer is 1,
Remember 1st line 1=5!
Moral: Dont complicate simple things in LiFe 
Posted under Cool/Decent SMS, Funny SMS
Pakistan means
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Pakistan means
P= Pistol
A= Atom bomb
K= KUhd kash hamla
I= Ilm ki kami
S= Sarko pe pani
T= Trafic jam
A= Awam’s sleeping
N= No response
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Hothon se jo choo liya
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Hothon se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyun na ho…
Khayi bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi hai:)
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Children in the dark make mistakes
(8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5) Loading ...Lecturer: “Children in the dark make mistakes..!
convert this sentence to its opposite form…
Student: “Mistakes in the dark make children..!” ….. ;->
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A recent survey showed
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5) Loading ...A recent survey showed why men like blow jobs….
10% like the feeling….
12% like the dominance….
.
.
&
.
78% like the 8 minutes silence…….. ;->
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So many wonderful moments we have spent together
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
Wonderful moments i ll treasure,
These u gave me sincerely thats why my dad ,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Father’s Day
Posted under Father’s Day SMS
Happy father’s day
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Some
things
are
just
better
the
way
they
are
like
you!
Happy Fathers’Day!
Posted under Father’s Day SMS
Daughter will snag a better husband
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Every mother generally hopes that
her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to do…
but
she’s certain that her boy will never
get as great a wife as his father did.
Posted under Father’s Day SMS