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Loading ...Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
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Archive for June, 2008
Where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5) Loading ...The reason why most of the men
(21 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5) Loading ...The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
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Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)
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Types of Girls
(20 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Types of Girls (Computer Humor)
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can”t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as “wife”" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something,
If don”t try you uninstall her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
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you want to become my son in law
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...Lady : So , you want to become my son in law ?
Boy : Not really,
But I don’t see any other way to marry your daughter!
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your mother-in-law fell into my pond
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...A Man: “your mother-in-law fell into my pond
Which has some crocodiles into”.
The other man – “the crocodiles are yours,
So you’ll have to save them”.
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What is Business
(18 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5) Loading ...What is Business..?
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes to Bill Gates…
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes to the president of the World Bank..
Dad: appoint my son as CEO of your Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS!
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Électrons Were Having A Party
(7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...Électrons Were Having A Party
§uddenly Protons Attacked Them
Then A Hero came & §aved The electrons
They Asked Hero: “Who R U?”
Hero Replied: “Bond”
Çovalent ßond
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My Principle of life
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT…
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->
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In cricket match 1 girl
(17 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5) Loading ...In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “
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Please note my new number of ZONG
(5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5) Loading ...Please note my new number of ZONG (China Tel)
Now send your sms and call at this new number….
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§€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø
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