(11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
Loading ...Heaven is when you have German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Indian wife
Hell is when car is Chinese,
Food is German,
Wife is American and salary Indian
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Archive for June, 2008
Heaven is when you have German car
(11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5) Loading ...A student was asked to write a signboard
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...A student was asked to write a signboard.
For the traffic rules near the college campus
He wrote:
Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the Students,
Wait for the Teachers” ;->
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1 day I read Smoking is Bad
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...1 day I read Smoking is Bad,
I Stop Smoking!
1 day I read Drinking is Bad,
I Stop Drinking!
1 day I read Kissing is Bad,
I Stopped Reading.
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Next generation child will sing in school
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...Next generation child will sing in school
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I just went to royal bar,
Whiskey rates are up so high,
So i drink a beer with chicken fry.
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Hey if i climb this coconut tree
(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5) Loading ...Boy to girl: Hey if i climb this coconut tree,
I can see engineering college babes.
Girl: Leave both hands from there,
You can see medical college babes:)
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What’s the benefit of eating spinach
(6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher: What’s the benefit of eating spinach?
Student: Eat spinach & you ‘ll grow up big & strong like POPYE
But
You ‘ll also end up With a girlfriend who looks like OLIVE ;->
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What do we get on 14th August
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher : because of Quaid-E-Azam hard work,
What do we get on 14th August…?
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Students : A Holiday.. ;->
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Study
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...I Love you
I want you
I like you
I miss you
I talk you
All these sentences r the examples of “PRESENT INDEFINITE”
Tomorrow we will study “PRESENT CONTINUOUS” ;->
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GHOST RIDER
(14 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5) Loading ...G – Ghost
I – In
R – Real
L – Life
So Avoid Girls
&
Forward their numbers to me…
Don’t worry about my life. . .
I am a professional. . .
GHOST RIDER… ;->
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Attendance in college
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...I always give 100%
Attendance in college:
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Monday: 11%
Tuesday: 26%
Wednesday: 49%
Thursday: 10%
Friday: 4%
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