(10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)
Loading ...I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant,
To have Candle Light Dinner,
And say those three sweet words to you….
Pay The Bill.
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Archive for June, 2008
I want you to be with me
(10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5) Loading ...What happened to your mobile
(11 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5) Loading ...What happened to your mobile?
I was trying to call you,
But i got this sms..
Welcome to the jungle network,
The monkey you are tring to call is on tree please try later.
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I am marrying next week
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Hi! i am marrying next week.
There will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…
so i am inviting you…
Don’t bring any gift with you…
Just bring someone to marry me
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Do you have any sentimental love cards
(11 votes, average: 3.18 out of 5) Loading ...Gal: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
It says To the only boy I ever loved
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
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You were herein my room
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...I wish…you were herein my room,
On my bed with the lights off
We go under the blanket &….i will show you my………
New watch it glows and the dark!
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Kabhi kisi ladki say
(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...Kabhi kisi ladki say book nahi mangni chahiye verna maar per sakti hai,
It means
B-babby
O-only
O-one
K-kiss
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Question
(4 votes, average: 1.75 out of 5) Loading ...What words starts with ‘S’ and ends with ‘X’.
It has a lot of ups and down movements
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I know what you are thinking perfect.
It’s SENSEX…
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Five benefit of kiss
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5) Loading ...Five benefit of kiss
1.Changes taste
2.Burn calories
3.Lips never got dried
4.Makes face muscles strong
5.RELIEVES STRESS
So keep kissing
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Commerce professor asks the student
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Commerce professor asks the student:
What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
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Great mind
(11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5) Loading ...GALILO:
Great mind
EINSTEIN:
Genious mind
NEWTON:
Extraordinary mind
BILL GATES:
Brilliant mind
Me:
Master mind
You:
Oh!
Never mind
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