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In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “

Girls Psychology
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
&
In the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
~ Moral of the story ~
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo!

Bat Bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us larki se “AASHQI”,
Jis k chehre pe ho “SAADGI”,
Sanso mai ho “TAAZGI”,
Chandni ho “CHAND ki,
Rani ho “RAAT” ki,
Khushbo ho “GULAB” ki,
Batein kare “PYAR” ki,
Nazuk ho “MIZAJ” ki,
Achi ho “IKHLAQ” ki,
Pabund ho “NAMAZ” ki,
Khidmat kare “MAA,BAAP” ki,
Or hamesha kahe! “MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI”

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

Pehle woh meri girlfriend thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai..

Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..

Ho sakta hai uss ne anjaane me hume rula diya,
Uss ne duniya ke kehne pe hume bhula diya
Hum to waise bhi akele the,
Kya hua agar kissi ne ehsaas dila diya..

Sochta ho keya esy neend bi ati hogi
Ya meri tara faket ashk bahati hogi
Woh meri shakal mera naam bulany wali
Apni taswer sy keya aankh melati hogi..

Aisa saathi chahiye..jo..hume apna maan sake….
Humaare har dukh ko jaan sake…
Chal rahe ho hum tez baarish mei…
Fir b paani mei se aansooo ko pehchaan sake..

Har ek Jazbat ko Zuban nahi milti,
Har ek Aarzu ko dua nahi milti,
Muskurahat banaye rakho to duniya hai sath,
aansuo ko to ankho me bhi panah nahi milti