(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading ...In your life, when you wake up
& don’t see any one, then
come to me, i’ll be there to
hold ur hand & take you to
the EYE SPECIALIST.
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When You Wake Up
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...I Want To Suck You
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...I want to suck you…
lick you…
wanna move my tongue
all over you…
wanna feel you in my mouth…
yep, that’s how you…
eat an ice cream.
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You Save This Message
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5) Loading ...If you save this message,
it means I’m cute.
If u edit this,
I’m still cute.
If u forward this,
you are spreading that
i am cute & if you erase
this, you are jealous of me
because i am cute!
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When You Feel Lonely
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...When u feel lonely and
alone & can not see
anyone around you,
the world seems to be
fading away,come along
with me I’ll talk you to
an eye specialist.
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Known Each Other
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...We’ve known each other for
quite a while now, do you think
we can be more than friends?
Because i like you very much.
Will you be my partner to
rob a bank.
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B.I.T.C.H
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...You are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
Are you smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
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If You Are In Tension
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If you find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to
INCREASE your tensions.
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Hey Get Ready
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
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.
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Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
.
.
.
Stupid, 1st april is April fool,
and you r the 1st person
whom I fooled.
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Since I Have Met You
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...The time since I have met you,
i have realized that a friend like
you is worth million dollars…
So, if u dont mind……
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.
.
.
Can I sell you.
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To Be With Me
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...I want you to be with me
in a nice restaurant to have
CandleLight Dinner & say these
three sweet words to you.
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.
.
Pay The Bill.
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